Stop that...it's silly

WHOA has it been crazy up here or what...awkward situations abound. Whatever, I'm cool with everything (you can tell how easily agitated I am...you could drive a bus full of dynamite at me and I could still fall asleep in the road). Anywho, spr ing is here [haha spr ing=spring break (I know I'm a nerd)]. I am aware that no one really cares to read about what I do every day SO it's time for the good stuff (meaning I will now devolve into stream of consciousness random weird associational sentences): The frappuccino will only develop slippers on the purple day of August, by which I mean the slippery rhino will charge upon the UN, leaving China at a loss of carpets. Tragically, the cocosnuss mountain will vomit lamps, ubiquitously traveling (at the speed of dark) to Switzerland to see the palm trees. Meanwhile, I will be sitting with the Jello in Ankh-Morpork (Kristin, that was for you) while fabulously flabbergasted flibbertigibits fly far from France (don't practice your alliteration on me). As for the socks, well...we all know what they did. In conclusion, NO......by which I mean YES. Thank you and goodnight/morning. PEACE yo.

Damn you Ice Cream!

So I hope everyone had a happy martyring-of-St.-Valentine's day. It was just another average day for me, no big deal. Anyways, I'm really happy I went home this weekend to see you guys, I had a blast...though I still can't believe I ended up at the OPUS spaghetti dinner (of all things). I'd like to say thank you to Josh for doing a fabulous job catering to Regina and I and congrats to Hunter for developing abs lol. I also got to chill with my doppelganger Kristin and gave an unexpected birthday wish to Miss Katelyn Buehler, who has now joined the 19 club along with Mark.
SO, I've decided that G-ville needs a Haagen Daazs. Immediately. When I look out of my dorm window I want to see them building it right out on the lawn...::goes to look:: Hmmm, obviously no one heard me, because it doesn't seem to be happening. TANGENT I wish you guys could see the original copy of this post, because I am really incompetant at typing right now for some reason and words that don't exist keep appearing on the screen END TANGENT. And now for something completely different:
Today's cool German words and phrases: Was sagen Sie dazu?=What do you say to that?
Quatsch!=Nonsense!
judisch=Jewish

Ta-da! Let the light of randomness burn brightly for you in dark places of logical sense (ugh)!