Wo ist die Katze?

This marks the beginning of my attempt to ::gasp:: post things on this site. I feel that I have an obligation to you guys (the use of the term 'you guys' refers to my close circle of friends in this case) to keep you updated on what may or may not be happening in my life. For example, I have to decided to once again give myself (or just my hair) to Locks of Love; this means you guys have to tell me what to do with the hair I'll have left. However, I have not been chased by packs of rabid rampaging monkeys (recently). My car was towed from The Courtyards, and I will be getting my money back from those impolite, excrement-eating towing people (otherwise known as shitheads). I have not been inducted into a secret society that only eats frog legs on alternate Mondays in the month of February, and then only during a Leap year. I am signed up for German 3, Arabic 2, Lepidoptera Biology, International Relations, and Math for Liberal Arts Majors (that still makes me laugh) next semester. I am not currently a prophet (neither person who hears God or money left over from expenses) of any major or minor religion. But enough about me; let's talk about you...