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Sooooooo, why do I always start my posts with "so"?

Oberoffentittengeil

Soooooooooo, why do I always start my posts with "so"???

ALL RIGHT!! WOOOO!!

So Easter was sweet (by sweet I mean I ate food all day). I was thinking about that scary behemoth called the future today...if I follow through with this whole German/Arabic craziness and get into the CIA, what would I do? Would I be an agent? You know, leather pants with one of my kick-ass corsets and dark sunglasses, doing a five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique on the terrorist bastards wherever I am sent kind of deal (that would be incredible, though I'm sure meine Eltern would have something to say about that). Or would I do kind of an office-y job aka the cute secretary who decodes stuff and COULD KILL YOU MWAHAHAHA. Whoa, sorry, got a little excited. Whatever happens, I'm sure it will kick some major ass. BRING IT ON FUTURE! YEAH! Power to the sparkly bracelets my partner in the blonde bomb squad!

Yeah, about that...

Sooooooooo, I sort of kind of have a boyfriendish-type person....OK bye!!!!!!!!!

All Right

Sooooooo, there are no words to describe how beautiful Atlantis was...I mean, wow. Truly incredible. Although I could be content to live anywhere where it is quasi-warm, Atlantis is one of those places where I would be exceedingly ecstatic to live there forever. It's that good. I know it's expensive, but I recommend that everyone start saving to go there right now because you don't know what you're missing. Paradise Island is not even remotely far from the truth. SoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHotchachachachacha!

If You Like Pina Coladas

I know I do...anyways, I'm packing to fly to the Bahamas tomorrow! I failed to tell Mark this (my profuse apologies!), but hopefully he'll forgive me and still be my best friend (hint hint wink wink). I'm pretty stoked as it is (I love it when I regress to my surfer dialect...good times), though it's supposed to be rainy tomorrow. FORTUNATELY that doesn't matter because we're staying at the Atlantis resort; this means there will be plenty to do inside (by which I mean gamble and drink...haha j/k). It'll be sweet. What a weird spring break...it's so early (lame). Some guy on TV is talking about how objects usually fly away from an explosion...I had no idea. I'm glad we have engineers to tell us things like that; I know I would be lost without that kind of information . CHOCOLATE CAKE EATING TIMEpeaceout!!!!!!!!!!!